The things we write at midnight when we simply cannot fall asleep...
Why is it that the only green thing about green tea is the green packaging?
Why do we suddenly have coughing fits only when it is time to be horizontal, unconscious, in the dark?
Why does my home not have a toe warming fireplace for me to lovingly reenact scenes from Wind in the Willows?
How does the untameable John Stamos tame that lion's mane of his?
Why does the fridge gurgle with indigestion?
Why is there cat hair inside the freezer? No really, why?